Papa was ordained an Elder last Sunday (is that a sentence you ever thought you'd hear or what?). This is great news for all of us about to have babies who want Ruben to help bless them legally. As for Ruben's take on the matter, the ordination has apparently brought him great joy in that he can now also bless his lotto tickets, although Honey contends that winning millions will ruin their lives. I don't know about that, all I know is that we do need a bigger trailer at the Water Wheel sooooo...Also, I'm to clarify that the "Great White Hunter from England" was the one who massacred the racoon, and of note as well is that fact that the "pestering varmit" now rests in peace in the St. George landfill as it refused to cooperate and be tanned for Sparky's hat. I can hear Amber's sigh of relief all the way from Vegas.
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The "Great White Hunter" is saddened by the news that his racoon murder was pointless.
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